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This has to be a joke! Please…

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I like to think that I am a fair man. Admittedly I can sometimes be hard, but I hope always fair and quick to praise when praise is due. However, I am also prepared to stand up for my amazing, wonderfully rewarding, and continuously enlightening passion of personal training when I feel that it is being dragged down into the world of circus trickery and entirely risible showboating. This is, to be frank, the politest way that I can describe the above cartoon. Sorry, I mean video.

Let us forget for a moment that the concept of unstable training (showboating on Bosu Balls, balancing on Swiss Balls – see the horrendous picture below, it just boggles the mind!) for UNINJURED trainees has largely been debunked as a waste of time. In fact, let us be charitable to the enter-trainers (kudos to Charles Poliquin for introducing me to this term) and rent-a-friend PTs out there and not argue that Bosu Ball training is merely the best way for the mentally weak and infirm “strength coach” to mask how his puny intellect and physique are in perfect synchronicity with each other. Instead let us merely ask a few questions of the above exercise and see what answers form in your head:

1) Is bending over on a wobbling board and then sticking one leg back the best way to strengthen any part of your body? Maybe if you are in prison (a place in which the above gentleman arguably well deserves to be), but not in the gym where we have a thing called “barbells” and “dumbells”. Take this test at home – stand on one leg and then have a friend, partner, or mistress / master shake you a little. Once you have finished, pause for a moment and contemplate how it feels to lift a heavy weight from the floor (note to enter-trainers – this is called “deadlifting”), then imagine squatting with a weight across your back, then go wild and think on what it is like to press a weight overhead. Now you tell me the best way to strengthen not just the so-called “big” muscles, but also the tiny stabilisers and “core” muscles needed to stop you crumpling into a heap when you perform any basic lift with any level of challenging resistance.

2) How much weight do you think one could use in the barbell curl version of the above “advanced exercise”? How much weight do you think could be used when performing a regular barbell curl with the rather boring and totally passe concept of standing with two feet firmly on the ground? Now please have a think about which movement will provide the best stimulation for the bicep muscles…

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Michael Hoad before Ultimate Performance!

I know I sound a little ratty with today’s blog and really that isn’t my intent. The truth is that when I wear my commercial hat I adore videos like this as from a purely business perspective self indulgent masturbation of this nature only makes the authentic trainer appear even more credible. However, the purist in me despairs – personal training should be all about the passion to improve human performance, appearance, and function – where did it all go wrong?

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  • Jstar
    I've seen that picture before on another forum and its definitely real. Nick have you seen the one where a man is doing a leg press and incline dumbbell press at the same time?

    It annoys me how personal trainers these days can't keep things simple, my friend (who wants to gain muscle) recently hired a trainer in a commercial gym and had him doing crappy exercises like swiss ball db curls and lateral raises.

    Thank god he's now doing squats and deadlifts with me in my gym.
  • Nick
    If I saw someone doing a leg press and incline dumbell press at the same time I think I would force them to demonstrate the latest Mitchell personal trainer assessment - how to extract a 10kg plate from somewhere the sun doesn't shine all that often.
  • vaseem
    Is this for real? The wally in the video (who funnily enough lacks biceps!) is bad enough, but at least that exercise is not going to kill anyway, but the picture of someone squatting with a barbell on a swiss ball is completely shocking.....that is so dangerous that it staggers me that anyone could contemplate doing such a thing
  • Nick
    I have been reliably informed by my personal trainers at UP that you see ludicrous things (as in the video) like this every hour of every day in regular commercial gyms in London. This is one of the reasons why its hard to find decent trainers and is a good advert for Poliquin (PICP) trained coaches. Being a PICP trainer does NOT a good PT guarantee, and as numbers swell unfortunately I am seeing a deterioration in the overall quality, but the basic teaching is second to none and the focus on what really counts (hard training for real results) is always paramount.

    As for the photo - I think it is real. I can't write write what I really think but you know my training well enough to read my mind on this one Vaseem!
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